sanford girls

the essential popped collar is a must. they think that all those guys are looking at them because their hot, and nothing else. most are slutty, with their blonde ditz hair covered with gel and their boobs hanging out of their neatly undone oxford shirt. they are commonly loved by the teachers and commomly hated by the ex-boyfriends. few have true friends, most do have their covetted posse though.

Leah-to most naive girls she is a peach, but to those who know her, shes a sexually agravated stuck up child.

sanford girls by sean cook January 3, 2005

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Sanford Girls

they give sabber-tooth crotch crickets to every single guy they fuck, which is a lot!!

I saw Elly giving a nigger a sabber-tooth croth cricket at Wawa for the second time.....this week

Sanford Girls by billy bob February 20, 2005

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There are some hot girls who have their problems. First of all is Kaela who can be nice at times and then be a complete bitch at others. She goes for the grimiest guys in the school (AKA Tim Hussy). Jen is needs to realize that she is not nearly as hot as the other girls and get over it. Dan is not the greatest boyfriend( he is whipped like no other). Ali is probably the hottest girl in sanford but goes for these dumbass tatnall guys who r just jocks on steroids. Jenna is attractive but made the dumb decision of being with asshole Jeff JAWS Winnington for 5 years. She really has a better attitude then some of these girls. I can't wait to see where they get in life(AKA Nowhere)

Sanford Girls Suck a lot of Cock

sanford girls by Boomer F April 19, 2005

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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