salty cracker

Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.

Soldier 1: Dude, this is boring, let's play some Salty Cracker!
Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE.
Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join?
Soldier 3: Sure!
Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH!
Soldier 3 gags.

by Graeme_W June 11, 2006

salty cracker

when you eat out a womans stubbly pussy, after she just got done working out

salty cracker,yummmmmmmy

by jasonccc April 22, 2007

salty cracker

when you get a cracker and jerk off into it (usually in a group) the way to play is get in a group and jerk into a cracker, whoever jizzes last has to eat the cracker.

the jocks forced a nerd to play salty cracker they forced him to eat the cracker

by definition man with definition October 13, 2019

Salty Cracker

A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.

I'm sure some jock's lose on purpose.

by benwad934 October 7, 2004

Salty Cracker

The best show on YouTube and Rumble. He has a fan base that borders on cultlike in their devotion, referring to themselves as the Salty Army.

I'm gonna watch Salty Cracker later. Want to join?

by KRayna September 13, 2023

SALTY CRACKER

A pissed off white boy.

A pissed off white boy is a SALTY CRACKER.

by Tad Jones January 22, 2009

Salty Cracker

A white guy with severe dandruff problems.

"WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR YOU SALTY CRACKER!!"

"That fuggin salty cracka swimming is gonna turn our lakes turn into a lobster fest ocean.

by Dennis Lopez March 4, 2004