Sacul

The name of an extremely pissed off monkey.

Dude in a zoo.
Dude: Hey a monkey (Sacul), I'm gonna throw rocks at it!
Dude throws rocks at Sacul.
Sacul: OOH OOH AAH AAH!!!!!!!
Sacul rips through cage bars and rips out dude's eyes.

Sacul by lucas *commander peetos* December 3, 2006

Sacul

A man in Scotland who has a massive wang and is Super cool and every girl wants private time with them

See him he is a sacul

Sacul by Aaaaaaaaacuny April 24, 2020

Count Sacula 

The vampire ball sack. A direct result of Dracula being a homosexual.

Dude did you see Count Sacula at the Jackpot today?

Count Sacula by Deld321 October 26, 2011

Sacul Neb 

of or relating to gay. Term used esp when referring to an epitome of the concept of gay; faggot; man-lover; queer.

That sacul neb over there likes men.

Sacul Neb by Common Sense. May 10, 2007

sacular 

Simultaneously secular and sacred at the same time.

That new community center is totally sacular!

sacular by Koikitten November 4, 2010

Saculatory System 

A not-so clinical term for ones ballsack.

Sack-u-la-tory

1. "I was subjected to an impromptu examination of my saculatory system while getting my pants altered at my local seamstress."

2. During a recent physical the doctor wrote in my chart that I had one of the most beautiful saculatory systems that she had ever seen.

3. "My saculatory system feels great this morning"

Saculatory System by vanDweeble October 9, 2014

Sacular Moistness 

The accumulation of sweat beads or water droplets that form a rash like texture across the surface of your balls and down in your ass.

Nigger A: "Yo I'm gettin' some serious Sacular Moistness rn"
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"

sentence 2:

Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"

Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"

Moistsacknutsballsgrossniggerasscuntfuckballsacksacular

Sacular Moistness by MoistNIgger July 2, 2016