rumcakes

Delicious cupcakes made with rum. The following ingredients will make you a nice batch of rumcakes:

1 cup chopped pecans, toasted
1 cup 2 tbsp all-purpose flour
2 tbsp cornstarch
1-1/4 tsp baking powder
1/8 tsp salt
3/4 cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs, room temp
1-1/4 tsp pure vanilla extract
4 tbsp unsalted butter, melted
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup milk, room temp
1/2 cup rum
1/2 vanilla pudding snack

You can also cook the cupcakes first, and then let them soak up a little bit of rum. Butter, rum and sugar will make a nice glaze as well.

I like rumcakes in my belly.

rumcakes by Joey Schooley August 21, 2009

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rumscakes

A cake or some sort of bread made by a rums and tastes liek total SHIT

HEy this rumscake tastes like my asshole did Patty make it?

rumscakes by uski September 2, 2003

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Daddy Rumcake

A man of dignity and flesh, who represents the peoples popular opinion. Often gorgeous, and highly popular

‘Oh I wish I was like Josh’

‘Who’s Josh?’

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

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Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

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Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

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