angry roomate

In which a girl is giving a guy head on the edge of a bed, and her roommate walks in. Both tumble onto the floor, and the girl pops up guiltily as the guy hobbles onto the couch to hide his erect penis.

Steve: Yo, this is like the 5th time you've had to crash at my place! Wtf, man?

Jimmy: Yeah. Sorry, man, but I keep getting evicted for pulling angry roomates!

Steve: Assface. Don't be a wenis. Cover your penis.

Jimmy: I did...with the couch.

by roberto mclean July 22, 2006

roomate agreement

the agreement beetween Lenard and Sheldon on "The Big Bang Theroy" That has crazy rules made by sheldon, but refuses to follow them sometimes

Sheldon: if you would just read and sign the roomate agreement

Lenard: Sheldon your crazy

(bazinga)

by Walter's wife October 20, 2012

Roomat

"Room Mat". A Room Mat is very comfortable to lie, sleep, or do other things on.

I'm just going to be on top of the roomat over here

by jhsghs May 26, 2008

Best roomates

I’ve had the pleasure of knowing my roomates for over two years now, and I can promise you there is no one else I would rather live with. Kat, Nicole and Rachel are the only people I would ever want to live with. Therefor they take the leading definition for the term “best roomates”

You know who has the best roomates

Answer: Yasmine

by Barbra cartrum September 3, 2022