rolly pollys

a shoe worn by a fat person whare the side is walked on not the soll

john wore a pare of rolly pollys

by elgordo November 20, 2006

asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

by mitch April 2, 2005

Human Rolly-Polly

Sexual act involving the connection of a human beings face to their own bung hole. Knees and elbows are folded in to simulate proper rolly-polly position.

That dude was so desperate for action he gave himself the human rolly-polly.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

rolly polly

Fat ass who rolls in your crib, eats all your food and takes their stumbling ass somewhere else.

Damn yo, jermaine is such a rolly polly, he ate half the fridge and went to Herman's.

by chi-chi123 June 9, 2005

Rolly Polly

When an over-weight woman places her fat rolls on the mans penis and proceeds to jack him off with her fat rolls.

Dude, I just got a rolly polly by that fat bitch on our hall.

by Jobinhammer101 December 2, 2009

Rolly Polly

Running over a kid in a wheelchair with your motorized vehicle (ie. electric scooter, car, motorized wheelchair)

(bonus points if the kid is polish or has polio)

Judge: you have been charged with the crime of rolly polly
Driver: he was asking for it

by teck deck August 4, 2019

human rolly polly

When 3 guys have sex on skatbords and they roll with every hump.

Look there's those human rolly Polly's fucking again

by Ragugang March 6, 2019