roflquake 

To ROLL-ON-THE-FLOOR-LAUGHING so hard that the earth shakes around you. Some roflquakes have been known to destroy entire houses.

1.) That roflquake shook the house!

2.) I was hitting on aaron's sister but then she said she was only interested in guys related to her. I roflquaked so hard!

roflquake by Pi Dizzle July 27, 2009

roflcakes 

1. The physical embodiment of rofl in delicious cake form.

2. Alternative to the plain/boring rofl used in internet conversations. Sometimes confusing when seen for the first time among those not proficient in leet.

AIMNerd1: I got a speeding ticket yesterday.
AIMNerd2: roflcakes
AIMNerd1: wtf ?

roflcakes by MegaMelvin May 14, 2005

roflquaffle 

another way of using rofl just like roflwaffle or roflcopter except now harry potter fans will kill it if they ever hear it.

Andy: did you know that George likes the 5th harry potter movie?
Bob: rofl
Andy: roflcopter
Bob: roflquaffle
George: WOW ROFLQUAFFLE HAHAHA thats amazing youre a genius lol roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle..
Andy: people will never find your body Bob

roflquaffle by The Mr Needles Experience September 30, 2007

roflcake 

a delicious slice of cake with a side of OMG LOLOLOL OMG WUTUP LOL ROFL LOOOOOOOOL TRAIN WITH 1337SAUCE LEET HAX0RZ LOLS.

buuuuurn.

<1337sauce> why did snoop dog wear an umbrella. for drizzle.
<madeleine> OMG LOL ROFLCAKE

roflcake by Charles Darwin. June 11, 2006

ROFLFLAKES 

ROFL Whilst Eating Cornflakes

sammy13: LOL check out the ROFLsection on Urban Dictionary
linuxguru1: ROFLFLAKES
sammy13: U eatin cornflakes?
linuxguru1: Yea, I'm havin breakfast :)

ROFLFLAKES by linuxguru March 30, 2008

roflcake 

A roflcake is an bacincly ordinary brownie recipea but the the major difference is the amount of caffeine it contains. For 1 batch of roflcake (enough for 4 people)add about 3-4 g of caffeine, either take ordinary caffeine pills and grind them or find something simmilar. Guaranteed to make you feel happy and awake for atleast 5 minutes after conuming the meal.

(known side effects include paranoia, fever, headaches, aggression, death and leetness) - Warning do not take if you are either n00b or pregnant.

Oo Pete have you baked brownies?

No Susan, these are called Roflcakes and are quite good, why dont you try one?

Omfg pete these were really tasty.

roflcake by polpottan September 15, 2008

roflcakes 

Acronym standing for rolling on the floor laughing correctly and kicking estranged storemanagers. Generally used as an alternative to rofl; rarely involved in actual kicking of storemanagers.

<Tsunami> He was in the hole!
<FatMan> roflcakes

roflcakes by FatManMGS2 December 13, 2006