roflquake
To ROLL-ON-THE-FLOOR-LAUGHING so hard that the earth shakes around you. Some roflquakes have been known to destroy entire houses.
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roflcakes
1. The physical embodiment of rofl in delicious cake form.
2. Alternative to the plain/boring rofl used in internet conversations. Sometimes confusing when seen for the first time among those not proficient in leet.
2. Alternative to the plain/boring rofl used in internet conversations. Sometimes confusing when seen for the first time among those not proficient in leet.
roflcakes by MegaMelvin May 14, 2005
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roflquaffle
another way of using rofl just like roflwaffle or roflcopter except now harry potter fans will kill it if they ever hear it.
Andy: did you know that George likes the 5th harry potter movie?
Bob: rofl
Andy: roflcopter
Bob: roflquaffle
George: WOW ROFLQUAFFLE HAHAHA thats amazing youre a genius lol roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle..
Andy: people will never find your body Bob
Bob: rofl
Andy: roflcopter
Bob: roflquaffle
George: WOW ROFLQUAFFLE HAHAHA thats amazing youre a genius lol roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle..
Andy: people will never find your body Bob
roflquaffle by The Mr Needles Experience September 30, 2007
roflcake
a delicious slice of cake with a side of OMG LOLOLOL OMG WUTUP LOL ROFL LOOOOOOOOL TRAIN WITH 1337SAUCE LEET HAX0RZ LOLS.
buuuuurn.
buuuuurn.
roflcake by Charles Darwin. June 11, 2006
ROFLFLAKES
sammy13: LOL check out the ROFLsection on Urban Dictionary
linuxguru1: ROFLFLAKES
sammy13: U eatin cornflakes?
linuxguru1: Yea, I'm havin breakfast :)
linuxguru1: ROFLFLAKES
sammy13: U eatin cornflakes?
linuxguru1: Yea, I'm havin breakfast :)
ROFLFLAKES by linuxguru March 30, 2008
roflcake
A roflcake is an bacincly ordinary brownie recipea but the the major difference is the amount of caffeine it contains. For 1 batch of roflcake (enough for 4 people)add about 3-4 g of caffeine, either take ordinary caffeine pills and grind them or find something simmilar. Guaranteed to make you feel happy and awake for atleast 5 minutes after conuming the meal.
(known side effects include paranoia, fever, headaches, aggression, death and leetness) - Warning do not take if you are either n00b or pregnant.
(known side effects include paranoia, fever, headaches, aggression, death and leetness) - Warning do not take if you are either n00b or pregnant.
roflcakes
Acronym standing for rolling on the floor laughing correctly and kicking estranged storemanagers. Generally used as an alternative to rofl; rarely involved in actual kicking of storemanagers.
roflcakes by FatManMGS2 December 13, 2006
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