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rock water

Rock Water is shit that does nothing. Its a natural remedy for anxiety but it is just water that dumb asses pay extra for. It has no side effects and you cant even get high off of it because its water
Person 1: "dude im really anxious right now"
person 2: "i got some rock water if you want"
person 1: "youre a fucking dumb ass, that stuff is shit that doesnt even work"
rock water by CrumblyCar02 December 7, 2013
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rock waterfall 

Urinating on one's own scrotum, often by accident.
Steve's pants were too tight, and it was very hot out. He had to keep drinking water, so inevitably he wound up having to pee. He entered a McDonald's, and when he got into the bathroom, he realized he also needed to poop. So he sat down on the toilet, and as he let out his stream of urine, he did not yet realize the degree to which sweat had glued his scrotum to his shaft, and received a rock waterfall.
rock waterfall by Eric Jean April 18, 2018

Rockeater 

A slang used mostly in New England, describing a stereotype that british people have really messed up teeth
Bob: I hate those British people and their disgusting teeth
Joe: I know, there a bunch of rockeaters

Iwakuni Rockeater 

Any knock kneed, pigeon toed, flat chested, pale, snaggle toothed, no assed chick who chews on curbs.
My dick looks like ground beef after that Iwakuni Rockeater blew me, so I gave her a Tennessee Muzzelloader...whore!
Iwakuni Rockeater by danny devito2 December 16, 2010
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