Roadpickle 

No chance of success or survival

That contestant is roadpickle

Roadpickle by HorsesA May 18, 2019

roadcicle 

Gobs of frozen road slush that build up under a car and finally fall off, onto the street or parking area.

Mom; Junior, your roadcicles are laying all over the drive, will you clean them off?

Junior; Mom, that sounds like work! Can't we just wait till they thaw? Ouch! Hey, quit smacking me, I'm going...

roadcicle by the Toad December 19, 2010

road pickle 

A large piece of shit on the ground

"Thats A Huge Piece Of Crap!"
"Is That A Road Pickle!?!?, I Thought They Would Be More Impressive"

road pickle by I.P FUNNYCOLORS January 30, 2008

RadPickle

A person that’s life was radically changed when a creative bloodsport artist pickled her brain and life isn’t so radical anymore.

That’s one radpickle next door. What a green bean! Talk about making the beet thicc!

RadPickle by Phoeneticabyss August 21, 2023