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Ritankar
A very nice smart man. Cunning and generous - wins the boss of the year every month. Lover of the "-" and the phrase folks. Current boss of Dascena. Loves getting his work done and not getting his name googled.
Ritankar by insidesalesmaster September 3, 2016
ritonkulous
1. Adjective describing the drunken actions and/or general state of being of someone after a long night of excessive Honky Tonkin'.
2. Describing something in a Honky Tonk directly related to or affected by someone in a state of absurd inebriation.
3. Also can be used to describe something in a Honky Tonk that is exceedingly good.
2. Describing something in a Honky Tonk directly related to or affected by someone in a state of absurd inebriation.
3. Also can be used to describe something in a Honky Tonk that is exceedingly good.
Ex. 1 - "Hey dude, remember that guy who lined up 4 Jagerbombs a little while ago. I just saw him barfing in the urinal. It was ritonkulous."
Ex. 2 - "Those two ritonkulously hot chicks by the dance floor are eyeing us. Get some beers and let's go make a move."
Ex. 2 - "Those two ritonkulously hot chicks by the dance floor are eyeing us. Get some beers and let's go make a move."
ritonkulous by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009
ridankulous
ridankulous by C Norgan October 6, 2003
Rizank
When someone smells extra super ranky and you want to aknowledge it verbally with attitude in a louder tone.
Rizank by Rusticulis November 6, 2010
ridank
"Excuse me mam? If I pay for your groceries...will you give me crack money?"
"Sir...that is riDANK yo. brotha needs a job & a bike"
"Sir...that is riDANK yo. brotha needs a job & a bike"
ridank by kdizzle fo shizzle February 27, 2006
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