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reshlongulous

More absurd than either rediculous or recockulous; rediculous to the extreme
We got so high last night it was reshlongulous, Tre tried to teabag the dog.
reshlongulous by EllyB March 6, 2008

rischlongulous 

Yet a further adaptation of the word ridiculous along the lines of the word ri-cock-ulous. Employs an additional euphemism for the male genitalia in place of the word "dic(k)". Naturally, this game could go on forever.

Generally used to describe something that is much more ridiculous than something that is either ridiculous or ricockulous.
Hook: So you break up with this girl and in short order she sleeps with your buddy, then moves 800 miles to try and get you back?!?!

JZ: Yeah, man. This chick is fuggin' rischlongulous!

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026