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Picturesque tiny town in Vermont near Middlebury, consisting of one general store, with a population of aging hippies, moderate rednecks, and no cell phone service. Get over the mountains to this town alive, and you just made a great accomplishment for yourself.

Oh, and watch out for the moose.
Person 1: "I live in Ripton"
Person 2: "I'm so sorry"
ripton by smirfnjuice August 6, 2009
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n. derived from "Crippie" Southern and Central Florida term from hydroponic or otherwise good quality marijauna. Crippie - Criptose - Riptose - ripto.
Yeah we gunna moke that blunt??
Hell yeah, moke RIPTO!!!
Ripto by Theodore and Waseem. May 25, 2006
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Repton School Dubai

Repton School Dubai is the most expensive school in Dubai. It is the only boarding school in the Middle East, It will cost you a leg and your kidney to send your kids to Repton, even if they will not board. The school is a "British" school, but is full of rich Arabs who come to school in a new car everyday. The school is massive, It's the biggest in the Middle East, and looks like a medieval castle, probably why almost everybody calls it Hogwarts. Most students are rich and stupid, but there's a lot of high achievers who are quite smart and value the high standard of education the school offers; most teachers are really good but there are some that can't teach to save their lives and are annoying and stupid as shit. Students wear smart posh uniforms, including a tie, blazer, a formal white shirt, and polished black leather shoes; students are sorted into 8 different houses, and each house has a unique tie for their students to wear. The houses are as follows: Jumeirah House, Latham House, Formarke House, Brooke House, Dahl House, School House, Orchard House, and New House. Huge, influential and rich families have sent their children to Repton School Dubai, including royalty from many different countries, about a fifth of the students are boarders, and pay double the school fees just to remain at school after day hours, If you have a huge amount of money to spend, and want your child to experience luxury while at school, then Repton School Dubai would be the best choice!
Chemistry Teacher: What is an Ionic Bond?
Student (while texting on their 4 iPhones): Hold on miss I'm texting my driver to send my maids to bring me my Gucci school shoes to wear, because mine are dirty!
Chemistry Teacher: Anyone else?
Another student (while typing notes on their iPad): It's a strong electrostatic force of attraction between positively charged and metal ions and negatively charged non metal ions! Also what's the time? My Rolex watch doesn't seem to be working properly, the time on it looks wrong and I wanna know how many minutes are left till break!
Other student (while checking his Cartier watch): My watch reads 11:48! You can always rely on Cartier!
Chemistry Teacher: This is the difference between normal schools and Repton School Dubai!
Repton School Dubai by Udrsd June 14, 2017

Ripstonker 

A ripstonker is a very loud and extremely noxious passage of gases from the rectum (otherwise known as a fart). These are often heard (and smelt) around the chairs and communal areas in old folks' homes.
Old Mary left the house one day, without her special pill,
and after many hours on foot, she was feeling rather ill.
See, Mary had a tummy ache, which caused her excess gas,
And on the bus, a giant ripsnort, exits from her ass!

The noxious fumes embraced the people, be them old or young,
And you could even taste the gases, laid flat upon your tongue.

So now you ask, a ripstonker? What on earth is that?
It's the biggest fart, with the baddest smell where that little old lady once sat!!!
Ripstonker by Xbox 360 Chick January 20, 2011

ritonkulous 

1. Adjective describing the drunken actions and/or general state of being of someone after a long night of excessive Honky Tonkin'.

2. Describing something in a Honky Tonk directly related to or affected by someone in a state of absurd inebriation.

3. Also can be used to describe something in a Honky Tonk that is exceedingly good.
Ex. 1 - "Hey dude, remember that guy who lined up 4 Jagerbombs a little while ago. I just saw him barfing in the urinal. It was ritonkulous."

Ex. 2 - "Those two ritonkulously hot chicks by the dance floor are eyeing us. Get some beers and let's go make a move."
ritonkulous by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009

Ripon Raider

When you have that one friend on a night out that always seems to pick a fight with a homeless person to make the night end with a bang. It's never their fault, the tramp was always 'coming at them'.
Oh no Paul's picking fights with homeless people again, the Ripon Raider is back.
Ripon Raider by Jumbo01 September 1, 2018
the way you act prior to crashing and after you have been up smoking meth for several days.
ginelle: look at willi digging in the carpet. theresa: he is riptorn! he looks like shit!
riptorn by ozs2lb2 June 20, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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