The bumpy ride home.

When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)

* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.

Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"

Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"

Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"

by I took the bumpy road home ;) March 26, 2010

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home

This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.

That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".

by Thanks for the help Melp. May 14, 2008

ride ya home

1. response from southern folk to other southern folk when asked for a ride home.

2. a sexual act performed by a man and woman, when traffic is light, and no one cares if you swerve.

1.a- cooter asks,"enus can you ride me home? i'm fuck'd up?"
b-"sure i'll ride ya home, but you gotta give me gas money."

by imstilltruble May 25, 2008