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retawkward 

Raising the awkwardness of a situation or event, typically intentionally brought on by a former lover to make you uncomfortable in a social setting, to an absolutely retarded level of awkward, thus reversing the discomfort and regaining control of the environment.
Sheila decided to parade her new boyfriend in front of John just two days after they broke up, so John got retawkward and kissed her in front of everyone.
retawkward by Shiverpizz January 15, 2013
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retawkward 

When a moment goes from that cute kind of awkward to one where you think you're being seen as a creepy serial killer. Portmanteau of retarded and awkward.
Oh my god, everything was fine until I made a joke that sounded like I was hitting on her mom and then I felt really retawkward.
retawkward by ssskinner August 3, 2009
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runawkwardin 

When you are doing something and you run into an akward person and you dont know what to say.
YO guys I just had a crazy runawkwardin with my ex.
runawkwardin by Jill & Jake February 9, 2008

rawkward 

Adj. those who innately lack ease or grace (as of movement or expression) and openly embrace their awkwardness with zeal.
Sheina, Carissa and Tiffani go in for a group hug, Sheina's glasses fall off, and Tiffani accidentally pokes Carissa in the eye... to which they exclaim "goddamn we're a tornado of rawkwardness"
rawkward by tiffanomie May 2, 2011

Rawkward 

Adj. - Similar to awkward, in that it applies to situations in which nothing is left to be said. What differentiates the two is the sheer length of time created by the preceding "rawkward" moment. The severity of the silence comes into play as well, as usually all parties involved are not only rendered mute but motionless.
Liza: ..at which point, he laid a Cleveland steamer on my dog.

Ten minute pause.

Ben: You are so fucking rawkward.
Rawkward by Ben Hall November 6, 2007
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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