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retard call 

Cousin of the faggot call, the retard call is when some one makes a stupid move or comment. Then everyone in the room stops what they're doing, puts their arms straight out and moves the lower half back towards themself so their thumb touches the shoulder and moves it back straight out, chanting Retard.
When Rinaldi thought that PMS was a disease, he was given the retard call by Tim, Gavin, and Dan.
retard call by Mr. Gzella January 16, 2007
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I call Retard 

I call Retard is the act of having one friend in a group of friends pretend to be the "retard" or "special friend" at the club that your other friends were nice enough to take out and be friends with. Although this method will send you straight to hell, you will get laid everytime. There is a Retard incentive though, Anyone who calls being the "retard" for the night, will get as much oxycontin and marijuana as they would like until they are drooling on themselves in the corner.
"damn I'm feelin like doin some oxy tonight... I Call Retard!"

"chick: It's so nice of you guys to hang out with your special friend over there....ahhh he's drooling."
I call Retard by CFK2009 November 2, 2009

new drug called retard 

When someone is being complete and utterly stupid.
"Are you on that new drug called retard?" Is what you would ask the "Cash Me Ousside" girl.

Retardball 

when playing basketball on an outdoor court, whoever gets the ball furthest from the court on accident wins the game of Retardball.
*shoots the ball while checking up, bounces off the rim 200 feet away* Looks like he just won retardball.
Retardball by Gansta5727 July 1, 2020
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