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retard call 

Cousin of the faggot call, the retard call is when some one makes a stupid move or comment. Then everyone in the room stops what they're doing, puts their arms straight out and moves the lower half back towards themself so their thumb touches the shoulder and moves it back straight out, chanting Retard.
When Rinaldi thought that PMS was a disease, he was given the retard call by Tim, Gavin, and Dan.
retard call by Mr. Gzella January 16, 2007
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I call Retard 

I call Retard is the act of having one friend in a group of friends pretend to be the "retard" or "special friend" at the club that your other friends were nice enough to take out and be friends with. Although this method will send you straight to hell, you will get laid everytime. There is a Retard incentive though, Anyone who calls being the "retard" for the night, will get as much oxycontin and marijuana as they would like until they are drooling on themselves in the corner.
"damn I'm feelin like doin some oxy tonight... I Call Retard!"

"chick: It's so nice of you guys to hang out with your special friend over there....ahhh he's drooling."
I call Retard by CFK2009 November 2, 2009

new drug called retard 

When someone is being complete and utterly stupid.
"Are you on that new drug called retard?" Is what you would ask the "Cash Me Ousside" girl.

Retardball 

when playing basketball on an outdoor court, whoever gets the ball furthest from the court on accident wins the game of Retardball.
*shoots the ball while checking up, bounces off the rim 200 feet away* Looks like he just won retardball.
Retardball by Gansta5727 July 1, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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