renston 

Renston

A nick name for someone called 'Ren'
someone who is ultra cool and has many friends. Renston is the ultra mosher, fasionalist and creator of everything.
Renston is well known in the 'ston' family along with mark and bryce.

Mark: "Geez Renston i love you so fucking much!"
Bryce: "back off man shes mine"
Mark: "Dont make me stab you, motherfucker"
Renston: "Hey guys, like shut up okay. lets go get some chips, and get our cool on"
Mark: "Oh ren, you are just too cool"

renston by Rehenna June 12, 2008

Sumner Redstone 

He is 82, so he is going to die soon.

WE HATE Sumner Redstone

Sumner Redstone by SpaceMan++ August 5, 2008

sumner redstone 

Pseudonym used by Murray Rothstein. Mr. Rothstein is a Jew and is the boss of Viacom corporation, which owns MTV.

Sumner redstone is the boss of Viacom.

sumner redstone by Ding Dong December 31, 2003

Restonfarian 

A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.

Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.

Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.

Restonfarian by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008

renton drop 

Phrase when someone does not drop down a hatch in the game Rainbow Six Siege when someone is defusing

"Renton, he has to defuse"
"Renton, shoot him"
"RENTON DROP!!"

renton drop by Jyda. June 11, 2019

Restonkulous 

The portmanteau of the two words redonkulous and stonks. Alluding, ironically to an absurd financial decision.

Elon Musk trying to tank his own company with his absurd comments is absolutely restonkulous.

Restonkulous by Swag dog millionaire May 24, 2020

Renton Highschool 

Everyone from Renton wonders why their school is called hella ghetto and it’s probably because they have this tradition Mexicans Vs Blacks fight and it’s been going on for the past 4 years

Renton Highschool kids always be fighting for no reason

Renton Highschool by Renton Student September 21, 2018