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1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting irritable or generally being a cock.

AKA - retard, remedial, wierdo, freak
Example 1

Man 1: "Have you seen that guy over there licking windows?"
Man 2: "Yeah, he's a remtek"

Example 2

Man 1: "What the frigs he doing?!"
Man 2: "Being a remtek!"
remtek by Phillis1984 February 9, 2008
A made a Japanese slang term for someone who is surprisingly good it useless things
*gets a full combo in muse dash*

My friend:” yo you like a fucking REMEKAI my guy
Remekai by Joshiboi February 9, 2021
Related Words

KITS RAMTEK 

A jail, a place for unnecessary rules.
19th century ideology and every crap you can imagine of
A place where:
*Gaurds are not for your safety but to keep a check on you
*Librarians are not for helping you in finding books but for keeping a check on you
* Wardens are not for solving hostel related problems but for keeping a check on you !
And what not ......
Remek is an amazing guy. He’s the type of guy whose humor is darker than most but he hides that behind his winning smile. Remek has amazing hair and god-like eyebrows. He makes everyone around him feel comfortable and is easy to talk to until his catches you off guard and his darker sense of humor shines through. Too often he jokes about being depressed. You can’t put him in a box because his personality is so versatile that he becomes the box. Any attempt to categorize Remek will fail because like an onion he has layers and if he lets you peel them away you are a truly and trusted friend. Remek’s rizz is subtle but very effective. Remek is a good boyfriend because he is entertaining and can enlighten you with random facts about obscure topics and can find the punchline in any situation (even if it’s himself). He is also a loyal and dependable best friend.
That’s my homie Remek. Don’t leave him alone with a toaster and a bathtub.
Remek by 20cupcake23 June 5, 2023

Remoteking

A person whos always richer than someone else in some occasion
Dude that guy just got PKED, yeah but hes remoteking so at'least hes richer than tybreaker3
Remoteking by bobbarkeriscool December 24, 2008

REMtertainment

A small device monitors your dreams, and slips advertising in between. First mentioned in public at Our Tech Nightmare ("Skinner Box") DICE 2010.
Dreamt about your dad dancing with a giant Cola can? Well, that just means it’s all working out. Good job! Bonus points! Doesn’t sound that invasive, but then there’s the REMtertainment system.
REMtertainment by Vinsected January 27, 2014
Retekio is some one who will substitute you into something you were doing for a while.
Last night came my retekio and set me free from my duty.
retekio by Heliox18 August 1, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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