Remote Rat

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.

Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.

by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019

remotemate

When you ask your roommate to do something for you because you're too stoned or drunk or just too dambed lazy to get off your ass and do it yourself

Hey remotemate can you grab me a beer from the freezer

by train wreck station September 26, 2019