relaxation dump

The action of moving a bowel to reduce stress or otherwise boost moral prior to a big test or exam.

Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.

by KJones January 5, 2008

Relaxative

A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.

Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"

Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"

by suomynna December 27, 2011

relaxative

A prescription drug given to people who need to calm down. Slightly more powerful than the ubiquitous chill pill.

"Dude A and Dude B will not shut up about losing in beer pong; they really could use some relaxatives."

"I told my mom to grab a relaxative and chill the fuck out about my girlfriend being pregnant."

by nate y ellinor September 22, 2009

relaxative

When someone is feeling stressed or anxious they may be asked to 'take a relaxative' as another way of asking them to calm down. Another way of telling someone to de-stress or not worry so much.

Mike "I'm so worried about this next tee shot."
Big Dog "Mate, take a relaxative and smash it down the middle."

Wife "Are you going to get off your butt and do the yardwork?"
Husband "Geez, take a relaxative - I'll get to it after the football."

by Bettsy_Down_Under November 30, 2010

electric relaxation

1.chillin/vibin; at peace in the moment.

2.calming your nerves by sex.

1.teresa: omg! that dumb broad of a teacher needz to chill out with ha' yappin

Akira: Nah girl you needz ta chill out; find some electric relaxation

2.Boy: Yo' ma what you tryna get into tonight?

Girl: Shyt im chillin kinda tense.Tryna find some electric relaxation

by fdhhfvm April 7, 2009

relaxation assistant

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.

Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness

by horny lepard March 29, 2010

relaxationing

verb. relaxing while on vacation

I will be relaxationing until I have to go back to work after the Christmas holidays.

by LTS412 January 1, 2010