rejuvenetic 

Consisting of a combination of natural and/or synthetic ingredients and taken intravenously, as a supplement or in pill form, a rejuvenetic aides in reducing the effects of aging in adult men and women.

The homeopathic doctor recommended a natural rejuvenetic supplement to help the man feel younger and more athletic.

rejuvenetic by Marriem October 24, 2011

vaginal rejuvenation 

When a woman gets her snatch pursed.

The first five pages of LA Weekly are all ads for Vaginal Rejuvenation.

vaginal rejuvenation by ChodaBoy36 September 23, 2007

REJUVENOMICS 

The science of anti-aging and life extension.

BOYFRIEND:"Your mom has aged quite gracefully."

GIRLFRIEND:"She re-married well.Between cosmetic surgery...spa
visits...and hormone therapies...her REJUVENOMICS
budget is somewhere around 8grand a month."

BOYFRIEND:"Makes me wanna go to med school."

REJUVENOMICS by FLAT OUT FINE April 22, 2008

Vaginal Rejuvenation 

Rejuvenating surgery for vaginas. To make old peoples vaginas feel younger. Its awesome.

After my wife got that vaginal rejuvenation, it finally feels more like sex, and less like throwing a rock in a tunnel.

Vaginal Rejuvenation by DashingDoyle January 15, 2010

rejuvenation time 

The time it takes after a penis has exerted it's load until the next time it gets going.

Dan needed rejuvenation time after railing Anita before he could go for round 2

rejuvenation time by Dicholas wenie arski September 21, 2016

great rejuvenation 

The textbook definition is the unrealistic national narrative to ‘revitalize the great standing in the history’. An icon of the Chinese Dream.
People use this phrase to describe a progress in an ironically opposite way, that being said, instead of doing something creative and innovative, you do that in an irresistibly nostalgic/reminiscent way which could potentially date back to thousands years ago.

Stop posting thirsty girls playing Fortnite shit anymore kids, let’s do missionary and fulfill the great rejuvenation together!

great rejuvenation by MattSassy October 5, 2022

Rejuvenating Jana 

When your wife accumulates over $500 in overdraft fees in your joint checking account. You coat your hand in Vics Vapor Rub, fist her ass, then her pussy, finally her mouth, then give her a 3 finger Dirty Sanchez.

My soon to be ex fucked up our checking account again. $1100 in overdraft fees last month. I sentenced her to a Rejuvenating Jana. Her twat and ass are burning and she can't get rid of the taste or smell of shit, tuna and Vics.

Rejuvenating Jana by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023