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Retendous
The act of creating a word and using the word( the word would be retendous too)in presence of someone who believes itself to be a smart-ass with a great vocabulary to later on finding them using that word and then telling them that it is not a real word that is present in a dictionary other than urbandictionary proving that they are just an ass.
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That party was so retendous!
...hours later...
smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...
smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
...hours later...
smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...
smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
Retendous by toxkapownd September 25, 2010
Related Words
regend • Regendainsh • regenderflux • regenderization • regendra • Reague of Regends • regents • Regen • Regena • revend
Regents Exam
The most pointless waste of time and energy ever designed by Albany to further prove how ineffectual and idle they are.
Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.
Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.
1)Teacher: Fail the regents exam and Jesus will hate you.
2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL
3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?
4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.
2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL
3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?
4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.
Regents Exam by 23Jwacak354 June 17, 2009
Regenerator
One of the more resilient enemies of Resident Evil 4. Created by injecting multiple parasites into a single human, they are nigh-impervious to gunfire, regrowing any lost limb seconds after they are severed.
In order to defeat one without pumping a dozen cases of shotgun shells or a few boxes of magnum rounds into it is to equip the semi-automatic rifle with the thermal scope and pick off all parasites under the skin of the offending Plagas motel.
In order to defeat one without pumping a dozen cases of shotgun shells or a few boxes of magnum rounds into it is to equip the semi-automatic rifle with the thermal scope and pick off all parasites under the skin of the offending Plagas motel.
"I tried blowing it's legs off, but it just flung itself at me! WTF?!"
"It's a regenerator, n00b. Lol."
"It's a regenerator, n00b. Lol."
Regenerator by Turkish ET May 4, 2006
regent secondary school
Regent secondary school, the school of bamboo and feng shui.
The principle is a balding man, that thinks bamboo is holy and frequently shows "inspirational qoutes" of fuckin bamboo.
The school is so low budget, they ask students to raise funds bro. The school is full of kids who vape, but thank god, at least the toilet smells nice for once. The girls toilet is fucking cursed. There is a stall with 666 written on it, and another toilet with blood there.
The school thinks that jackets are a distraction, and wont allow freezing, mentally ill, and uncomfy students to be comfortable. The school is very biased againts the express and Na students. All student leaders are fucking express students.
An NA student had the most votes, to be the head of ccas. But the teachers chose an express student for no fucking reason. The teachers will often belittle the NA students, making them sound like dumbasses. Furthermore, the school cant give two FUCKS about their students well-being.
If you're late for school? Suspension, cwo, detention. You touchy touchy? Nahhh that's cool bro. You bully someone? That's cool. Your skirt too short? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
The school is so small and ugly like bro, my dick is bigger.
Instead of spending money on meaningful things, they like to spend it on BAMBOO AND PLANTS.
Basically, this school sucks, and the principle is the problem. They dont take advice, or feedback, and just say, "lmao what can we do".
The principle is a balding man, that thinks bamboo is holy and frequently shows "inspirational qoutes" of fuckin bamboo.
The school is so low budget, they ask students to raise funds bro. The school is full of kids who vape, but thank god, at least the toilet smells nice for once. The girls toilet is fucking cursed. There is a stall with 666 written on it, and another toilet with blood there.
The school thinks that jackets are a distraction, and wont allow freezing, mentally ill, and uncomfy students to be comfortable. The school is very biased againts the express and Na students. All student leaders are fucking express students.
An NA student had the most votes, to be the head of ccas. But the teachers chose an express student for no fucking reason. The teachers will often belittle the NA students, making them sound like dumbasses. Furthermore, the school cant give two FUCKS about their students well-being.
If you're late for school? Suspension, cwo, detention. You touchy touchy? Nahhh that's cool bro. You bully someone? That's cool. Your skirt too short? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
The school is so small and ugly like bro, my dick is bigger.
Instead of spending money on meaningful things, they like to spend it on BAMBOO AND PLANTS.
Basically, this school sucks, and the principle is the problem. They dont take advice, or feedback, and just say, "lmao what can we do".
regent secondary school by Ppbigsmolpp August 21, 2021
Regents Exams
Something a McQuaid Jesuit student is unfamiliar with or has never heard of. The object of many jokes when we are done and you are not.
Guy 1: I just got done with exams! Summer feels so sick brah!
Guy 2: Shit i still got Regents Exams
Guy 1: Whats a Regents?
Guy 2: Shit i still got Regents Exams
Guy 1: Whats a Regents?
Regents Exams by underground knight June 11, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.