"We never speak in realspeak anymore..all we say are stupid catch-phrases and in jokes that pertain to life!"
by Meanstatter September 21, 2006
a literary style characterized by usage of everyday slang words accompanied by a colloquial spelling system
instead of the typical mainstream literary style - Do you want to come tonight. It will be awfully splendid. writing in realspeak you would have - comin bitch. its gonna be awesome.
by Gordon Brown MP PhD BNP BSE March 14, 2009