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ratawang 

To hurt, injure, embarrass, or kill in a humorous way.

Typically used in sort of a passive, indirect way, like "Kabir got so ratawanged when he squeezed that orange at lunch and it burst open and he was covered in sticky, disgusting juice residue all day."
Amanda got ratawanged when she mistook that support cord connecting two trees across a ravine in the woods for some kind of redneck zip-line and used a wire (that Kabir knew was broken but decided not say anything) to try and cross the ravine. The wire broke and she went crashing into the deep ditch, bruising herself on rocks and branches, and mortally smashing her cell phone. When I saw it happen, I really thought she was dead at first.

Kabir got completely ratawanged a few months later when he tried running up the slanted trunk of a tree but slipped and slammed down hard on his chin.

Kabir was ratawanged when he discovered a perplexing brown stain on the ass of his khakis and did not know what to do about it. Kabir's The Worst
ratawang by Boy Wilson November 20, 2017
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ratatwang 

To finesse using a small or delicate feather. Anything larger than a 3 inch feather would not be considered ratatwanging.
I am going to ratatwang your panda
ratatwang by Honestyspeakerdude February 7, 2017
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A short stubby dick. They are usually smaller than an inch and are smaller than a Hamsterwang.
Ratwang - Oh my god! Its not even an inch!
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026