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Raspberry Jam

Raspberry Jam - A skirmish, typically close-quarters between two relatively equally armed forces. Notable casualties on both sides. Often, the strength of one side (usually defensive) isn't expected by the other (usually offensive). This underestimation usually puts a side, or both in a tight spot they may not be equipped for. Hence the jam.
*SWAT forces storm a location, but don't expect their opposition to have fully-automatic weapons. After a bloody firefight with casualties on both sides, one agent remarks to the other:*

"One hell of a raspberry jam we got ourselves into, eh?"
by Sael October 17, 2008
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Raspberry Jam

Halfway through intercourse you realize that the skank you are banging is menstruating and didn't tell you, so you roll her over and 'Jam' it in her ass.
I gave her a taste of the 'ol raspberry JAM !
by cockninja July 10, 2006
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raspberry jam

Like truffle butter, but the rust-colored bloody buildup around the puss after rigorous, spirited intercourse during her period
When I pulled out after I nutted in her from behind, I noticed a ring of some raspberry jam all around her lady hole.
by His Lurchness February 6, 2015
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raspberry bubble jam

When you take your pink rock hard penis and proceed to jam your lover... Continuously...
I raspberry bubble Jammed her so hard
by Dontaskwhy July 10, 2014
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Raspberry jammer

When the rainier coffee shop girl sells you the shittiest tasting thing on the menu
Hey Jerry we really got the olé raspberry jammer in the pancake fuckin sandwiches
by planzguy May 8, 2014
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Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry

When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.
I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry
by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004
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Rasberry Jammer

A sexual act that involves 2 males and 1 female menstrating. One guy has intercourse with the female and gets it bloody and sticky. Then he pulls out and jambs it in the other guys mouth.
Lets all go to the doughnut shop. No thanks I just had a Rasberry Jammer.
by Fancy Ladd Academy August 4, 2009
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