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ranzscaper

any ranz who plays runescape non stop all summer. In most cases, said person fishes for lobby's, mines coal, and cuts down dark magical trees to build fires. They then use the fires to cook their lobby's of course. In intense player-killing (pk) episodes deep in the wildy, ranzscapers eat their lobby's and other cooked food for increased health-XP. Noobs to the game usually get killed by spell-casting ranzes. Anyone who fits this definition would rather pursue secret quests than have a legitimate social life. In other words, aforementioned person is so ranz.
"Stop being such a ranzscaper and lets hangout this summer, bro favor"
ranzscaper by joe shmoe9999 August 23, 2009
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Filthy Runescaper 

One who is hopelessly addicted to the massive online game, Runescape. "Filthy Runescapers" usually resemble a chubby, nerdy-looking boy. But beware, sometimes these super-nerds can appear in female form too. These "people" usually come to school ranting and raving with their nerdy friends on how they finally completed the "Trolls of Faramont" quest on Runescape the other night. Beware! If they get too close they may give you their Runename so you can chat with them, or even worse, invite you to play with them.
An unfourtunate encounter with a Filty Runescaper
Filthy Runescaper: Hey, you! Guess what?
You: You're a Filthy Runescaper, why would I care?
Filthy Runescaper: Because all of Valador trembles at the very sight of my dragon-skinned sword and Mithril long-range elf bow!
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Runescapers

These people are known to be total A-Holes.
they beg, whine, tick people off and comment negatively on basically anything that isn't runescape.

Not all runescape players are Runecapers, they average player will usually play, forget and play again, while the Runescaper will play, play, brag, rant, play,play and be a jackass, or whack off.

They are heard talking about runescape 80% of the time. other times they are being jackasses or ranting on another game, that's probably better.

hanging around runescapers are like hanging around cock blockers or twat swatters, commonly turning the very flirty (or normal) conversation into something really gay or embarrassing, provided you are not a runescaper.
Runescapers=RS

Greg: yo, i made this awesome cake
hot chick: That looks great
RS: THE C@K3 1 M@D3 0N RUN3SC4P3 IS 1000000 T1M3S B3TT4R!1!
(the cake i made on runescape is 1000000 times better)
hot chick: yeah... i should go....
Greg: WAIT NO!!! DX

runescaper 

A person who plays RuneScape. Usually people who play RuneScape have some of the biggest dicks in the world, except for the Penis Jackers (pjers), they have the worlds tiniest dicks.
Wow, that kid is such a runescaper, his genitals must be very large.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026