rantage

A weblog devoted to a collection of rantings and ravings about a subject or subjects totally at the discretion of the blogger(s). From rant ( self explanatory ) + age ( collection ).

George's daily rantage on his website about the Iraq War is striking a sympathetic chord in the college community.

by Konga December 11, 2005

rantage

A rant of tsunami proportions that leaves those around the ranter exhausted and battered; the verbal equivalent of a wild agitated bull in a small confined space.

Heads down! here comes Tom - he's on a rantage!

by mifmaf August 24, 2009

rantpage

To engage in a quick succession of multiple rants. Can be used for only one rant if it's hardcore enough.

All the feminists went on a rantpage when Hillary, their hero, didn't win the election.

by I stole your girl January 14, 2017

rantgent

when a friend goes on a rant, forgetting the point, then after continuing to rant remembers what the original rant was and continues, with the point.

one night ramram was was ranting about a point, then lost trail of thought then came around full rantgent

by Nayray March 17, 2010

Rantpage

A term to describe a set of consecutive rants made over a limited period of time.

I went on a rantpage yesterday at the grocery store. I went off on the price of eggs, the selection of apples, the magazines at the checkout, it was on.

by YANKEES=2009Champs October 27, 2009

rantpage

When someone goes off an a rant about (usually politics) anything that both irritates and bores the listeners almost right away, and tramples all over their opinions (like the video game Rampage), but doesn't notice or care.

"There goes Olaf again, on a rantpage. He always has to shove his opinions down everyone's throats and I think he likes it that he's being a dick."

"Yeah, it's probably the only time girls ever look at him."

by joefish625 January 17, 2013

Rantagraph

A paragraph which is largely nonsensical, due to its over-emotional or angry nature. They tend to be sweeping, poorly-structured bursts of emotion from teenagers and people who're stressed out, often aimed at no-one and everyone at the same time.

Angry person - "I'm so angry!"
Friendly person - "What's wrong?"
Angry person - "It's fine, I'll just post a few rantagraphs on my blog later."

by jean l'etranger August 1, 2010