The
bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.
There are several different
bear levels.
- A Koala
Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda
bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or
joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either
ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.
The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY
BEAR"
"The girl at the counter is the most Polar
Bear girl"
"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"
"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black
Bear"
"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"