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the act of queefing and shitting at the same time on to the face of a sleeping person (the victim) to give a maximum output of smell and taste, once the quolop has taken place the woman preforming the act makes sure that all of the shit dispersed on the victims face is placed inside there mouth.
1:dude i totaly quoloped on doms face
2:did you make sure all the shit was in his mouth?
3: yep he's gonna taste that in teh morning.
quolop by GrassShark June 19, 2011
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When a girl attempts to quietly and gracefully queef, but ends up pushing too hard and blowing poop chunks from her cooter.
Janice: Do you smell something?
Sherice: Yes, that was me. I just quooped and need some wet wipes to clean up.
quoop by The Spy Who Quooped On Me December 4, 2012
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A vaginal poop that comes out slowly, when women are too tired to poop out of their anal hole.
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