quiso

(noun) it is the mysterious and foul substance that is ejected from between the legs of a particularly unkempt or promiscuous female. Its consistency resembles that of spoiled cottage cheese or in extreme cases hummus. It is generally accompanied by a peculiar but oddly intriguing odor.

"dude, yo face looks like a pile of quiso"
"you girl, you better get some monistat for that quiso"
"Damn, I just quiso'd, my bad"

by N-Dawg69 December 29, 2007

Quisen

To sell a game or not clutch up when needed.

If you wanna play you can't be out here quisen on us.

by Mr clutch July 3, 2021

boner queso

A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.

Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.

Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.

by Hammer of Jesus April 5, 2017

quaso

A humorous misspelling of "crossiant".

today I wanted to eat a quaso

by celsiusnarhwal December 25, 2022

Quirofilia

A sexual fetish for hands.

I never knew quirofilia was one of my kinks until i saw how hot his hands were.

by Quirofilia June 7, 2018

Blumpkin con Queso

Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.

Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa

While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.

by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013

quinoa

A cheap staple food sold to gullible white middle-class people for many times its actual value.

Gullible white middle-class person: Oh, we only eat quinoa these days. It's more ethical than other crops; you can tell because it costs more, so it must be supporting the farmers who grow it.

by Flakey March 17, 2014