It's a polish faggot that is obsessed with back acne and has an extreme desire for women at the age of 82. They have a cheeky, chessy, cunty personality, especially in bed and on the street struting his manly cheeks. Pubic hairs fall out due to cancer and rectal raping by the Soviet prisoners. Favorite animal is cow because it has some beefy curds
Bro you're the biggest quegmire I've ever met!
At least my dad isn't a Soviet Prisoner with no arse hairs and dangling fecal manner from his rectal cavity :)
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At least my dad isn't a Soviet Prisoner with no arse hairs and dangling fecal manner from his rectal cavity :)
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by Soviet Teddybear May 7, 2018
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Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18, your first.
Girl- Mom, come here.
Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18, your first.
Girl- Mom, come here.
Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!
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Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".
by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006
Get the Glenn Quagmire mug.In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy
Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019
Get the Quagmire turns into a toilet mug.1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010
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Get the Quagmire mug.1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.
2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.
3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.
3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert."
Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!
Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!
Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
by Zeke August 29, 2005
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