The past tense of the verb 'to queef': the expulsion of wind from the vulva; a vaginal fart. Sometimes heard as "queefed"
"Did you just queef?"
"Yes, I queft"
by hysteriak August 19, 2009
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I came up with it.
It is a dick fart.
You are a Queft, which means you are a dick fart.
by Tyler November 15, 2004
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