Purple Sausage
by RavenRiotRoth January 28, 2011
a male version of a bluewaffle it is caused by the raming of the male burrito into the female infected wet watermelon hole
trey browder shoved his purple sausage into chastiti's wet watermelon hole while in the middle of intercorse the purple sausage will end up streching the female watermelon hole...
by lkvlqeighpe;bhou August 13, 2010
The part of the anatomy that resides between the legs of a male diver or swimmer. The color becomes a vivid purple when excited & sometimes even when there is a present threat. When in this state of awareness the Purple Sea Sausage has been known to use its defense mechanism, spitting a thick white substance to entangle & disorient the attacker.
As the Calypso was anchored in the waters off Panama, John Paul encountered a Purple Sea Sausage in an excited state as it was chasing the rare & beautiful Soft Shelled Brown Anus, (pronounced A-noose.)
by krandma August 14, 2008