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punishtration 

noun

The violent insertion and thrusting of the penis during angry sex in the vagina or the anus of your partner. Usually accompanied by very vulgar and generally insulting dirty talk.

verb

to punishtrate; the act of performing punishtration.
That waitress is so slow with my meal, she deserves a good punishtration.

I punishtrated my girlfriend last night after we got into a fight because she bought a 300$ pair of shoes.
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Penistration 

It's the action to ram your penis unexpectedly in other people's faces.
This fetish is practised by many bagamists created by satan's mother.
The last penistration I did was an attack on my sister's face. She was in such a shock that she immediately began to cry.
Penistration by 1+2=3 May 11, 2006

punishcation 

<noun | \ ˈpə-nish‐ˈkā-shən>
When a law enforcement officer(or other civil servant or authority figure) receives paid leave (or vacation) as a form of punishment* for a horrific crime.
*usually in some sort of PR thing to placate the media whilst giving a silent blue-line attaboy to the offending party
Did you see how that cop killed insert name of unarmed citizen for NO REASON?
YEAH, all he got was "punishcation".
He'll be 'policing' again in insert random amount of time
punishcation by Rev-DySlow September 16, 2020

Punistation 

When you almost get your hole ripped out by a really big peice of crap.
Punistation by phatjacks February 25, 2004
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