punch off 

Punching off is the act of gripping one's penis between the middle and ring finger. After getting a good grip, you then punch the balls and scrotum as hard and fast as possible until ejaculation is reached. It is a new form of masturbation, which has only recently been started being practiced, originating in a seedy Jamaican village.

My penis felt extremely good after punching off, however I now have an empty scrotum.

I was having feelings of extreme pleasure and pain after I had a punch off.

punch off by spoomonlee June 13, 2013

punce off 

a term mostly used in london, though also found in certain areas of kent. a more casual, less offensive way of cursing ones bad luck.

'sam the bar's closed'

'oh punce off'

punce off by actualwhore April 26, 2006

pinch off a loaf

Take a dump. Poop. Defecate. Drop a load. Cut the crap.

A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"

B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"

A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"

B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"

pinch off a loaf by Metso June 26, 2008

Pinch Off 

When you are taking a shit and the shit is dangling of your asshole and you squeeze your ass muscles to get the shit outta your asshole

Man i really had to Pinch Off that shit

Pinch Off by M2Jizzle January 4, 2009

african pinch off 

Slowly tightening a hose clamp around your own testicals till the fall off

Dave can't make it to the party he's in the middle of an African pinch off

african pinch off by Vfhbl October 19, 2015

Pinch It Off 

To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.

Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"

Pinch It Off by Canned Coolwhip October 23, 2010

pinch one off 

1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.

Jerry had to pinch one off as the game started in ten minutes.

pinch one off by Anonymous April 12, 2003