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Pumping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.
Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.

"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.

"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
by scodder June 02, 2010
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