A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.
Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.
It is a very messy process.
Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.
It is a very messy process.
"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 15, 2021
Wanna do the pumpernickel fuck sex position were both mad and horney so let's pumpernickel fuck her and now.
by SadCandy56 January 26, 2019
cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)
by benthehen August 23, 2008
Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".
*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*
Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.
Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".
*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*
Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.
Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
by shannontoy111 April 24, 2018