pulled a pat

To penetrate a woman's rectum deliberately, but under the guise of accident, often as a perverse joke.

"She climbed on top of me, and as she was about to put it in, I thrust at just the right moment and totally pulled a pat. I've never had so much fun apologizing."

by rapescapades August 26, 2009

Pulled a Patvarus

Ending your debate on a dogmatic high-ground, after being accurately defeated.

When he knew that he was losing the debate, he Pulled a Patvarus.

by snoggle October 14, 2016

pulled a patrick

When someone decides to starfish in the middle of sex. She pulled a patrick.

She was active for the beginning of sex, but pulled a patrick on me.

by Frenchieoctober September 23, 2020