puked out purse

A purse that becomes a glorified barf bag for your bodily waste, regurgitation, upchuck, etc. Generally occurs when you get unwanted contact from an ex flame, romantic companion, potential fling, or soul mate.

Dolly: OMG my that dick totally just messaged me and tried to apologize for standing me up!

Tracy: What a douchebag

Dolly: I know right.....I immediately starting rocking my puked out purse, it was all the rage (sarcasm)