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n: 1. A merchandiser of a retail outlet that doesn't do any work, and only looks like he is working by constantly walking around the store.
Some would claim that Mikey is a psudomerchifier. It's better than Hamiltonating all day though.
by bobaganootch February 24, 2005
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