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Public Safety - The private police force on a college campus. They deal with any crimes committed on the school property and often do not punish students as harshly as city police would.
Crimes on college campuses usually work on a strike system, where every student gets a certain number of strikes before any serious repercussions or report to city police result, unless the crime is a serious crime, in which case p.safe is required to report it to the city police.
Non-student visitors that are caught by p.safe committing crimes on campus are released to city police.

P.safe is also good for jump starting students' cars, giving kids with crutches rides, having a lost & found, and opening locked doors when you lose your keys.

Aka: p-safety, public safety, DPS (department of public safety)
dude, did you hear something? is that psafe?
don't be paranoid, that was a deer, not psafe.
psafe by officer 420 March 19, 2011
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Alternative spelling of 'safe'.

An attempt at individuality through corruption of language; only relevant in written or typed form where the word is visible as the pronunciation is not changed.
Person: "I'm playing out at Bagley's tonight"

Friend of Person: "psafe - see you there"
psafe by in-effect July 6, 2004
Related Words
psafe • pafe • Pafeso • PAAFEKUTO • Peafer • plafe • plafeatures • poafers • Prafel • prafesh

PAAFEKUTO 

Engrish pronunciation of "Perfect" by
Beatrice from Umineko no naku koro ni
"It's PAAFEKUTO"
PAAFEKUTO by Captain Jim Bob October 20, 2011
the most useless word known to mankind. a completely fabricated word
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girl:uhhh?..
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plafeatures

the features of a place

i.e. apartment, home, living complex
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Psyfexaphobia 

The fear of being beat in a game to the extent of rage quitting or crying.
Im have been diagnosed with Psyfexaphobia
Psyfexaphobia by PRICY GMAN July 8, 2011
A word in gaming terms that means to be raped in the sence of owned or beat harshly to the point of crying or rage quitting.
Dude I just got psyfexed by that dude from across the map again!!!
Psyfex by PRICY GMAN July 3, 2011
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