Argus Retinal Prosthesis

A medical device designed to provide limited vision to individuals with severe retinal degenerative conditions.

So, does the Argus Retinal Prosthesis fix your retina or does it fix your retina, but your retinal disorder will come back after it wears off.

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prosthetic asspointers

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

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An extension of a limb, normally recieved through loss of a limb in an accident.

The man needed a prosthetic leg because his was blown off in the war.

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Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!

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A prosthetic penis made up of plastic paddle pop sticks (mainly yellow).

1. Damn....I'm so sick of getting yellow sticks for the prosthetic stick
2. It's prosthetic stick time

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He's the very prothesis of good personified.

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