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procrastalaxin 

When you be procrastinating AND chillaxin. YOU KNOW:

Procrastinating + chillaxin = procrastalaxin

and

Procrastalaxin: a way of life; an artful method of procrastination and chillaxing simultaneously.
Example: Me and my homies be procrastalaxin up in here.

or

Example: Stop procrastalaxin and get some work done!
procrastalaxin by SoScripted April 26, 2010
Words you can keep

Procrastabating 

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.
Procrastabating by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

procrastaeating 

to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.
I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating

procrastabating 

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it
i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.
procrastabating by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

Procrastilaxing 

The process in which you procrastinate for so much time that you actually take the time to relax and fully enjoy the matter of doing absolutely nothing at all.

"Because if you're not gonna get shit done anyway, you might as well enjoy the break."
Man 1: Check out Steve man, that tool isn't getting any work done at all. He's pretty much sleeping at his damn desk!

Man 2: That dude is the master of procrastilaxing.
Procrastilaxing by 3Fisted April 8, 2010

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above
I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!
Procrastabaking by lazyskier December 14, 2010

procrastahatin 

When you are procrastinating with someone who is also procrastinating and you hate them for it.
She's just procrastahatin' cause she ain't doing anything useful now either.
procrastahatin by stevemcking January 2, 2011
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