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The act of dialing *67 before a phone number, so your number comes up "PRIVATE". Then, in an annoucers voice, such as Bruce Buffer, yell "YOU'VE JUST BEEN PRIVACISED!" and hang up.
Brandon's phone rang and the caller ID read "PRIVATE". Unaware that he was about to become a victim in a privacised prank call, he preceded to answer.
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN PRIVACISED!"
"What I don't know what you're saying?" Brandon answered.
"PRIVACISED!!"
Still confused, Brandon replies, "What? Privacised? What's that?"
........click.........
privacise by dave mark chris April 17, 2008
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Privatize 

pri·va·tize   prahy-vuh-tahyz Show IPA
verb (used with object), pri·va·tized, pri·va·tiz·ing.
1. Formal Definition:
to transfer from public or government control or ownership to private enterprise: a campaign promise to privatize some of the public lands.
2. To make exclusive or make your own; to delimit or appropriate: That guy just privatized that toilet paper.
3. Can also be used with sexual connotation (use at your discretion)
To take and make your own.
Examples:

"Hey Buddy, let's take that beer and privatize that shit." "Privatize that shit"
"I just privatized that iPad brah"

To be used with discretion: "Privatize that Ho"
Privatize by mitchdpg October 15, 2012

Privative school 

I don't know what year were living in but this is hell theres so much fire
Privative school
Privative school by Sans car April 15, 2020

privateseat 

The place where you sit when you don't want anybody (a) to disturb you, or (b) to see you.
Please close the door, I'm on my privateseat and obviously want to be alone. (My once 5-yr old daughter used to say this when she would go potty and want to close the door).
privateseat by scott liebman November 7, 2007

privatism 

An educational system whereby all public schools are eliminated and replaced with private schools. In a privatist country, only two types of education systems exist:

1) Private School system
2) Home-school system

In a privatist country, all parents have to pay extra money but the money comes into beneficial use.

Results:

1) ALL students are marked fairly.
2) ALL lazy teachers are fired.
3) ALL schools have excellent facilities.

Sadly, a country has yet to achieve privatism.
Privatism is beautiful.
privatism by Smart Boy February 27, 2005

Privative school 

I don't know what year were living in but this is hell theres so much fire
Privative school
Privative school by Sans car April 15, 2020

PRIVILISED 

The type of upbringing where money and opportunity has not been found wanting, usually in a first world culture.
A portmanteau of the words "Privilege" and "Civilized".
"I agree with where that Greta Thunberg's argument is coming from; she does need to realise that she's lived a very privilised life up to now, though!"
PRIVILISED by ThatOneQuietGuy November 23, 2021
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