A Priushummertaxi is a very versatile vehicle used by caring motorists. It has over 45 horsepower and can go 0-1 miles per hour in less than 1 minute. It has the worst safety rating of any vehicle in the roads today, with almost 7000 pedestrians killed each day.
1. "Children, watch out for priushummertaxis before crossing the street!"

2. While waiting to cross the street: "Prius, prius, taxi, prius, priushummertaxi, GO!"
by 48 Frames/ns August 23, 2010
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