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Federal Prison 

Federal prisons last for usually 12 years. One can end their time at a federal prison early, but the people gave birth to them will be very angry.

It is a little know fact that when you attend a federal prison there is a free and hidden extra dlc consisting of, Gucci wearing douchebags giving you constant death threats, parents giving you death threats when not performing up to their standards(exclusive to Asian servers), and getting pressured by your peers to mimic basically their every action.
Federal Prison by n't're'yes January 28, 2019

Federal Prison 

The term used to when you are fucked, literally in the ass, at the federal pound me ass prison.
We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison.
Federal Prison by An0n February 8, 2003

Federal Prison 

The stage of initiation where a baby nigglet becomes a full-grown nigger.
Black dude : Yo dawg, you just got freed from federal prison!
18-year-old Black dude : Yeh dawg, I'm one of you now.
Federal Prison by NickWilde October 28, 2016

federal pound me in the ass prison

correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"
see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison 

Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.
"I herby sentence you to five years in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."

federal pound me in the ass prison

A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space
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