Preszler Share definition Flag When a man, while making out with an ambivalent woman, pulls out and strokes his junk in an attempt to get the woman to join in. When John could not get Jane to go down, John pulled a preszler to get her to grab it. Preszler by Raydawgy December 19, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Preszler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch