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powerspeak 

noun; inflated and often self-serving language used to highlight accomplishments and/or their importance; often used on resumes, during work reviews, and in work-related meetings
Dude A: Basically we packaged and repackaged advertising in way that would persuade some percentile of middle america to gaze upon its flickering beacons of weight loss and mortgage refinancing

Dude B: Is that the official description? Something tells me that didn't come from a company memo.

Dude A: well, that's just a superficial estimation
from within it's a well-oiled machine, an insidious, ad-serving force of nature, partly thanks to me
(is that a better display of ego?)

Dude B: Yeah. Way to rock the powerspeak.
powerspeak by John Eischeid December 24, 2008
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Powersteaming 

When two people walk into a laundromat and go to the steam-cleaner to rip off the partner's clothes and begins to use the irons that are normally used for clothes on each other's genitals. The loser, who is determined by whoever backs down first from the insane heat on his/her junk (or when their junk is so crispy that it requires amputation), is then pounded in the bum by the victor. Should a woman win, the man shall be punished with a 9 inch spiked, barbed-wire strap-on.
Biff: "Yo, I was powersteaming wit dis one bitch dat steamed mah dick off."
Joe: "So...You don't got no dick no mo'?"
Biff: "Yea playa, and she absolutely wasted my asshole wit dat 9 inch strap-on."
Joe: "Word!!"
Powersteaming by Bogus Biff April 28, 2012

Powerspace 

The electro-powerpop band on Fueled By Ramen records.
Emo Nerd 1: "I just heard the song Dancing in the Freezer by this new band called Powerspace!"

Emo Nerd 2: " I'm pretty sure the song is called Dancing in the Future...Who would want to dance in the freezer anyways?"

Powerspace by GingerKid12 January 18, 2008

powersteamed 

to be uncontrollably pummeled in the utmost brutal manner.
Robin: Holy tit-sucking flippers Batman, Seacrest needs to be powersteamed!

Batman: ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
powersteamed by OrCanIGoHomeNow? November 28, 2009

Powerspace 

A new wave pop-rock band from Chicago that smells like electricity. If Bloc Party Dragonforce and Ashley Parker Angel took ecstasy together, they'd spawn a race of Lunar Dragon Angels partying (which might be something like Powerspace).
Q: How hot is Powerspace?
A: 99 Degrees and rising.

anything.com/powerspace
(they're all over the internet)
Powerspace by Corey DiGiovanni September 10, 2008

powerspace 

basically the most powerful-pop band to come out of chicago since the dawn of time.
powerspace is self explanitory.
powerspace by sajkdhasjkdhalj January 19, 2008

powerspacing 

a non-stop myspace browse for a long period of time
Adam and Tim love powerspacing at night
powerspacing by Adam Clemons August 20, 2007