Porter Ranch 

A small city full of gated communities north of Los Angeles that has million dollar homes within 1 mile of the fucking dumpy ass retail hell shitbox better known as WalMart. The idiot ass realtors of the Porter Ranch area, want it to be compared to a city like Beverly Hills, only instead of Rodeo Drive adorned with Tiffany, Louis Vuitton, Cartier, it has Rinaldi Ave adorned with WalMart, Famous Footwear, and Sport Chalet! Bottom line, it's Northridge, but pimpier because it has a golf course.

Jack: I live in Porter Ranch.
Sam: Oh, Northridge.
Jack: NO. PORTER RANCH.

Porter Ranch by tees June 20, 2008

Rachel Potter 

One of the greatest singers on Broadway. She is best known for her roles as Glinda in Wicked and Wednesday in The Addams Family. She is AMAZING, gorgeous, and VERY talented.

Hey, did you see Rachel Potter in the Addams Family last night?

Yeah! She was AMAZING. My Broadway idol!

Rachel Potter by aelainej June 21, 2011