Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event

1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.

by BestAutistNA February 19, 2018

Port-Man-Two

(Noun)A gay gathering involving, but not limited to, Two men and a bottle of Port wine.

Homophobe: Oh eww, those guy's look like their on a Port-Man-Two.

by Reductio ad absurdum April 29, 2009

Sailor mans port

A sexual move whereby the woman licks the mans shaft two times, up and down, then proceeds to vigorously motorboat the mans balls.

"Yo that chick is nasty. She gave me a sailor mans port while i was on the toilet before i flushed."

by Merlanosays June 03, 2015

Port Manning

When your chillin' with your girl and not your homies

hey man, I'm gonna be on port manning tonight, so I'm not gonna be able to hang with you

by Pabloskii April 27, 2011