poopcum

When you poop, but it’s cum.

I don’t know what the fuck happened last night, but this morning I poopcummed

by AWholeLottaHoopla May 28, 2024

playing poopsum

Remaining motionless and silent in a toilet stall while waiting for everyone else to exit the bathroom.

Bathroom traffic was unusually heavy this afternoon and my leg fell asleep while I was playing poopsum.

by whatchootalkingboutwillis May 17, 2018

poopycum

Poopy cum is where you take a nice shit then you start jizzing(cum) when the water hits your ass cheeks

When I was taking a shit I poopycum

by Poopycum March 3, 2021

poocumber

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

by afrodude June 23, 2006

poopbum

Another word for shitass or poopbutt or shitbum or poopass. It's used by Youtubers who wanted to make money from memes.

Hey poopbum wanna see me speedrun Minecraft?

by Messerschmitt bf 109 November 13, 2020

Poocum

The subsequent substance, which often leaks out, after a man creams in a girls anus

Guy 1: Damn bro she got poocum all over my sheets!
Guy 2: Yeah well that's the price you pay for dumpin in her sewer

by Anal Angel April 20, 2014

poopcumber

When you do one of those extra continuous 'number twos'... (You know what I am talking about)

Bro you wouldn't believe the poopcumber I dropped this morning...

by Eranhuman August 24, 2016